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Spot the Fake Title Quiz: Cartoon Edition

"Wasn't that wovewy?"
— May 16, 2013 9:27 a.m.

The Spot the Fake Title Quiz

"Industrial Hygiene"?
— May 14, 2013 1:38 p.m.

National Association of Theatre Owners President asks Hollywood to make fewer R-rated films

Nah! It was just a job. Pays the bills.
— April 17, 2013 10:16 a.m.

National Association of Theatre Owners President asks Hollywood to make fewer R-rated films

Remember the Aurora shooting during "The Dark Knight Rises"? That was a PG-13 film, not an R. So are they going to ban PG-13 films now as well? The rating system is worthless and it always has been. By the way, the fairy princess in the MPAA commercial is a good friend of mine.
— April 17, 2013 9:26 a.m.

If I cast the upcoming big screen adaptation of Good Times

Gabby as the state of Florida? Yeah, I can see that. Who plays Willie the Wino?
— March 13, 2013 1:15 p.m.

New rules for Oscar shows

Speaking of Jerry Lewis, I think Jennifer Lawrence did an excellent impression of him last night as she walked up the stairs.
— February 25, 2013 11:48 p.m.

Review: Movie 43

I don't recall the last time I saw a movie that was practically saying "FU" to a paying audience.
— January 28, 2013 11:54 a.m.

Review: Movie 43

You are too kind! This film literally made me angry! It's crap and the filmmakers and actors know it's crap. At one point, near the end of the film (SPOILER ALERT!), the film just stops and the actors break character and talk to the director about just how bad this film is and walk off the set. (Kinnear says, "This is a film about shorts, right? So let's just show the last one.") They couldn't even find a payoff for their stupid little unnecessary wraparound story. At that point, I wanted to throw feces at the screen, but that would have been a high compliment to the filmmakers.
— January 28, 2013 11:52 a.m.

Four kinds of crazy: ranking the insanity of John Goodman's Coen brothers characters

"This is what happens when you f--k a stranger in the ass!!!" That's a better catchphrase for Walter, I believe. And why can't I write the F-word in the comments but you do it twice in your article? Is it because I am ze audience and you are ze author? You OUTRANK me???".
— January 25, 2013 8:58 a.m.

Free movies of the weak: Misérables loves company

What? No "The Apple"? "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"? "Can't Stop the Music"? "Grease 2"? "Xanadu"? "From Justin to Kelly"? "Mamma Mia"? ALL preferable over "Les Miz".
— December 27, 2012 11:27 a.m.