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Let’s Toast to Banning Booze
As much as I love love love drinking on the beach, it's just a sad truth that too many douchebags and f'ing it up for the rest of us. The beach has not been an enjoyable place to spend the day at in recent years, unless you were trying to land a spot as a castmember of the next Real World installment. And yes, there is a 50% reduction in people going to the beach - solely because they can't drink there. Now the people who go to the beach to actually enjoy it can do so without having to squeeze their family's towel and umbrella in between an old couch and an ice louge. It's unfortunate that the irresposible and immature actions of a few have caused the entire population to be punished, but you can't deny the results.— April 30, 2009 9:17 a.m.