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Jerk Duck

For many of us, Jerk Duck shows up almost daily. He's the guy causing traffic when you are already late for work, the overzealous parent at your kid's soccer game, the coworker who tells personal stories during already long business meetings, the old high school friend who posts mundane or inappropriate things on Facebook, and most definitely the guy in charge of life's daily hassles and inconveniences. Jerk Duck is a celebration of the parts of the human character that suck. Some might call him complicated, egocentric, narcissistic, uncouth, thoughtless, tactless, yellow. But in actuality, he's just a jerk.

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Comments

_Spark_ Oct. 21, 2013 @ 9:22 a.m.

I was working in the front yard over the weekend, when a car pulled up and parked on the street right in front of my yard. Rather than park and get out, they just sat there with the car running, talking on the phone! Meanwhile, I'm getting blasted with car exhaust while trying to do my yard work.

What a jerk move!

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nerdalert Oct. 22, 2013 @ 8:54 a.m.

Was 7 minutes late for my dentist appt. They told me they couldn't see me because i was late. And they charged me a $20 fee!!! Do you know how many times I've sat in the lobby waitting to get called in -- way more than 7 minutes. They should pay ME $20!!!!! Gotta find a new dentist whose not such a jerk.

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Reader_reader Oct. 24, 2013 @ 9:04 p.m.

Don't u hate it when you're at the airport and everyone lines up before their boarding group is called?

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luvnphrost Oct. 24, 2013 @ 11:15 p.m.

Jerk Move! Today when most of San Diego county is PARKED on 805 because of the freeway shut down a few choice characters decide to take the shoulder. Only to get stuck because NO ONE was moving and proceed to block the emergency vehicles access to the scene.

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Ihateusernames Oct. 25, 2013 @ 9:19 a.m.

For Halloween, I place a bowl with a sign " Take as many candy as you like" before I left my house. However, I never got to placing candy in it. I got lots of jerk notes when I got back. OOPS!!

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TrinnaTRON Oct. 27, 2013 @ 11:05 p.m.

I can't stand it when someone dries their hands on my shower towel. But it's even more disgusting when your boyfriend blows his nose on it! Yuck!!!

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ellelazy11 Nov. 1, 2013 @ 3:24 p.m.

my friend "doesnt my baby niece look cute" Me: "ummmmm..." my friend: "look at this picture and ths one!" "omg she is so cute in this one. look at her! " me: "dude she looks like a potatoe."

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