If a battle royale suddenly broke out right here and now, which historical figure would you want on your side?

Asked by Andy Boyd

March 7, 2012

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Jenny Vearitimos

From Normal Heights (Marketing & Communications)

George Washington. No, Rocky Balboa! He’s super fierce. Did you see when he totally rocked that Russian guy even while being less well equipped and trained?

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Candyce Wyche

From La Mesa (in the Navy)

Napoleon Bonaparte, because he’s a brilliant tactician so he could probably organize a strategy. Also, he’s short, so we could slip out of here pretty easily.

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Elisabeth Shoemaker

From East San Diego (Retired)

Any and all of the Chargers! They’re most of them big, burly, strong men that could protect me from harm from all angles. Then I’d ask for their autographs for my collection.

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Charles Akins

From South Park (SAIC Employee)

I’m not sure I’d need anybody else on my side. I think I could take everybody here while still enjoying my delicious craft beer.


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