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What's your best move?

Asked by Andy Boyd

December 28, 2011

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Rene Lancaster

From Normal Heights (Comedian and Valet)

I ask a girl if she’s seen The Sandlot, then they ask if I’m in that movie, but then I say, “No, but I have it on DVD.” This question would be much easier if I actually had some moves I could put on for the ladies.

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April Ventura

From National City (Comedian)

I flip over right in the middle of passion with no warning. It’s super Greco-Roman and it usually doesn’t have a positive response. Oh! You mean, move as in before I lure them into my apartment... in that case, I just show up. I’m a girl, so it’s all in the bag.

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Brian Simpson

From South Park (Security at Mad House/Student)

The first thing I do is listen. More like eavesdrop, but I wait until I hear something I know about, then I bust in with a legitimate conversation. You just basically have to pretend they’re interesting.

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Zeus Santos

From Mira Mesa (Material Handler)

I ask them: “How many pounds does a polar bear weigh?” Enough to break the ice! No, just kidding. I don’t do that all the time, but I have done it before with limited success.

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