Have a joke?
Asked by Jane Belanger
April 27, 2011
From National City (Student)
Knock knock. [“Who’s there?”] Banana. [“Banana who?”] Knock knock. [“Who’s there?”] Banana. [“Banana who?”] Knock knock. [“Who’s there?”] Orange. [“Orange who?”] Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?!
From Little Italy (Office Manager)
What do you call a dog with no legs? You can call him anything you want because he won’t come.
From Serra Mesa (Unemployed)
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station.
From Madison, Wisconsin (Kitchen Manager)
What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? With one you need a tweetment, the other you need an oinkment.
From Hillcrest (Unemployed)
What did the blind, dumb, and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.