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Ok, this is Tuesday, but where is everybody?

Ok, this is Tuesday, but where is everybody?

Let’s say you’re a redhead. Duck, that is. Or a scaup. Or a falcon looking for rabbits. Or a coot, ruddy duck, bufflehead, or — more likely over Mission Bay these days — a seagull or ...

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If We Didn't Advertise We'd Go Broke Treating the Poor

If We Didn't Advertise We'd Go Broke Treating the Poor

Many of us watched the Chargers’ season-ending run this past winter and, amid the cheers and groans, saw a 30-second TV ad starring LaDainian Tomlinson. Well-dressed and calm, he’s holding a postgame news conference. A ...

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It’s Hard to Eat With a Paper Bag Over My Head

It’s Hard to Eat With a Paper Bag Over My Head

I arrived in San Diego nine years ago, a well-spoiled food snob coming down (pun intended) from San Francisco like the culinary marshal sent in to clean up an untamed border town. Now, I find ...

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You Can So Eat Well in San Diego

You Can So Eat Well in San Diego

This is Ambrose Martin. Rich food makes me gassy. Juvenile? Sure. But it’s not like I ever intended it to see print. For the two ... More Comments (2)

My Delicious Ed-ucation

My Delicious Ed-ucation

When Judith Moore suggested that because my buddy Hank and I were eating mostly cheapo street food anyway, why not write about it, I thought, ... More Comment (1)

Please Don't Be a Weirdo

Please Don't Be a Weirdo

“Single mom seeks same to share my home,” Christine Bevilacqua’s Craigslist ad reads. “$700 includes all utilities, laundry, internet, [satellite] TV, master bedroom and bathroom. ... More Comments (2)

Stay Away From Pinto Canyon

Stay Away From Pinto Canyon

"There’s some petroglyphs over in Pinto Canyon," Frank said as he passed me on the trail. Frank Johnson, a handsome 75-year-old man, with flowing white ... More Comments (16)

You're standing right next to me but you're not there

You're standing right next to me but you're not there

“I couldn’t believe it,” says the veteran San Diego lifeguard. “A kid shouted, ‘Hey, look!’ And I saw two of them with their parents, and ... More Comments (4)

Bless this crew of visionaries, joy-bringers, and nutcakes!

Bless this crew of visionaries, joy-bringers, and nutcakes!

Before visiting San Diego’s Zirk Ubu, the last time I’d gone to the circus, I’d walked out with 50 pounds of elephant dung in a ... More Comments (5)

Who is the Union-Tribune's new owner?

Who is the Union-Tribune's new owner?

Almost 60 years ago, Tom Joubran immigrated to the United States from the town of Nazareth, once part of Palestine, and began a new life ... More Comments (11)

The whole world sleeps on my couch

The whole world sleeps on my couch

“Don’t,” says my stepmother. “I wouldn’t do that, if I were you.” Her voice is tinny through the speakers of my cell phone. “Why not?” ... More Comments (6)

Searching for San Diego's Sea Turtles and a Job

Searching for San Diego's Sea Turtles and a Job

I’ve been gone a long time. When I wake up in the morning and look out my window, the deep topaz sky over Carmel Valley ... More Comments (16)

Our Favorite Drinks and Where We Drink Them

Our Favorite Drinks and Where We Drink Them

There are times, sometimes in the midst of otherwise polite conversation, when it comes out that I make my living writing for the Reader. The ... More Comments (36)

San Diego's Superhero

San Diego's Superhero

A baby wails its first song in an unexceptional San Diego hospital. Doctors notice nothing special or unusual about the child. No clerics have wandered ... More Comments (9)

Church on Sunday?

Church on Sunday?

He looks like a regular young guy — maybe late 20s or early 30s. Head shaved to mask a receding hairline, a black goatee to ... More Comments (46)

"Mommy, why are they shooting at us again?"

Life in Tijuana goes on. The buses run, people go to work, kids go to school, traffic still jams the city’s arteries. But something has ... More Comments (26)

My Gender Is Bunny

My Gender Is Bunny

I’m sitting on a leather couch in the middle of a darkened black-walled, black-ceilinged room talking to a man who, at taxpayer expense, takes hormones ... More Comments (63)

Borrowed music. Borrowed look. Borrowed fame.

Borrowed music. Borrowed look. Borrowed fame.

In the 2001 film Rock Star, former rapper and underwear model Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg fronts a tribute band that pays sonic homage to his ... More Comments (22)

El Cajon

El Cajon

The Hell’s Angel takes me aside. It’s 10:00, Saturday night. A bunch of them stand around outside their headquarters by a row of angle-parked Harleys, ... More Comments (5)

Waste time. Save money. Ride the bus!

Waste time. Save money. Ride the bus!

Here’s what you need to know before I begin this story. (A) I’d spent the week prior to all this camping out at an arts ... More Comments (7)

How much can you say in 7 letters?

How much can you say in 7 letters?

In some countries, you aren’t allowed to personalize the license plates on your vehicle. Other countries changed that rule when they saw the revenue it ... More Comments (67)

Bertha Bugarin Heads to Jail

Bertha Bugarin Heads to Jail

In October 2007, Michael Varga, a police officer assigned to the Chula Vista Police Department’s Special Investigations Unit, began interviewing women about the abortions they ... More Comments (5)

Please Let Me Sell Them Pest Control and Not Screw It Up

Please Let Me Sell Them Pest Control and Not Screw It Up

Sometimes I feel as if we’re the bugs, a colony of cockroaches, and Suite C is our secret lair. Every morning, I exit the freeway ... More Comments (11)

They’ve Taken the Dive Out of Dive Bars

They’ve Taken the Dive Out of Dive Bars

“No matter what happens,” Chris Heaney declares with a grin, “no matter if the economy’s good or bad, you’ve got to drink.” He stands behind ... More Comments (13)

Hi. I used to live here. Can I come in?

Hi. I used to live here. Can I come in?

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Freud pointed out. He would never have said the same thing about a house. Certainly Carl Jung would ... More Comments (3)

Deadly Mosquitoes Breed in Our Urban Drool

Deadly Mosquitoes Breed in Our Urban Drool

A few days after an autumn picnic near Los Peñasquitos Lagoon, a local grade-schooler comes down with the flu. Fever, chills, headache, and he can’t ... More Comment (1)

Where Can I Get Some Peace and Quiet?

Where Can I Get Some Peace and Quiet?

My cell phone was apparently assembled at gunpoint by drunk Yugoslavians in the year 1984. The only way for it to receive any sort of ... More Comments (11)

Bouncers: 97% Nothing, 3% Hell and Terror

Bouncers: 97% Nothing, 3% Hell and Terror

No Slashed Tires “It’s nothing like Road House, there’s no Patrick Swayzes,” says Ted Washington, who divides his time as a bouncer between Winstons in ... More Comments (9)

Why Local Radio Is No Longer Local

Why Local Radio Is No Longer Local

If San Diego has a voice, it may be the plummy bass of Chris Cantore. Until December 2007, the Brooklyn native was an audible fixture ... More Comments (35)

Gangbangers to College Students

Gangbangers to College Students

On a winter night in 2002, Christopher Yanov, the founder and sole staff member of Reality Changers, sat with a handful of eighth graders and ... More Post a comment

Would You Pay $750 for a Bike with No Brakes?

Would You Pay $750 for a Bike with No Brakes?

The bike is brown. It’s light in my hands; I can lift it over my head, which I do, just to try it, and it’s ... More Comments (6)

Go Directly to Jail...and Die

Go Directly to Jail...and Die

Francisco Castaneda came to the United States from El Salvador during its civil war of the 1980s. Fleeing the violence, his mother crossed the U.S.-Mexico ... More Comments (9)

It's Getting Ugly Downtown

It's Getting Ugly Downtown

One Who’s Out and Wants In A man walks into the lobby of a downtown sales office on Sixth Avenue and G Street on a ... More Comments (19)

The Incredible Craig Venter

The Incredible Craig Venter

Atop one of the last open bluffs in La Jolla, on the campus of UCSD, a tattered homemade swing hangs from a giant old eucalyptus ... More Comment (1)

Shopping at Weedmart

Shopping at Weedmart

Colleen Daley lives on a sunburnt patch of overzoned Chula Vista real estate. She is besieged by the odiferous crosscurrents of wafting grease and the ... More Comments (5)

Hi, Connie. We’re ready for you.

Hi, Connie. We’re ready for you.

Human Lab Rats I am stranded inside an MRI machine. My arms are pinned to my sides; my head is immobilized; my nose lies seven ... More Post a comment

$120 Is Music to Our Ears

$120 Is Music to Our Ears

It’s Friday morning, and a woman in casual clothes, with a viola case on her back, bicycles down Harbor Drive. She’s headed toward Embarcadero Park, ... More Post a comment

San Diego Treasure Hunters. We're Not As Nerdy As You Think.

San Diego Treasure Hunters. We're Not As Nerdy As You Think.

It’s Monday, 5:00 a.m. at Mission Beach. Russ Gish and his son Lance have already been here an hour, sweeping the sand with a contraption ... More Post a comment

There Is No San Diego River

There Is No San Diego River

San Diego River? “There is no San Diego River,” says Pete Cuthbert. “What you’re dangling your toes in is the Colorado River, the Sacramento River, ... More Comments (6)

Keep That Sign Moving

Keep That Sign Moving

You’re standing on a street corner in San Diego. It is summer in, say, North Park: the corner of 30th and University. Actually, you’re a ... More Post a comment

Illegal Ways to Avoid the Border Wait

Illegal Ways to Avoid the Border Wait

They’re still building roads out on Otay Mesa, about three miles north of the international border. The hot tar takes longer to set in the ... More Comments (5)

Artists Are the Worst People

Artists Are the Worst People

“He’s restored that villa to a fare-thee-well. That’s the trouble with Americans; all that money and no taste.” — Jonathan Trevanny, Ripley’s Game I: Acquisition ... More Comments (5)

I Never Inhale

I Never Inhale

Double-bladed, surgical steel guillotine cutter in hand, a fellow in a Hawaiian shirt slices off a little less than a quarter of an inch, and ... More Comment (1)

Foreign Tourists Invade

Foreign Tourists Invade

Here in San Diego, the weather is excellent, the beaches some of the finest, and at least for the moment, the dollar is comparatively weak ... More Comments (3)

Plague of the Urban Tumbleweeds

Plague of the Urban Tumbleweeds

• Captain Charles Moore, UCSD alum, steps overboard. He disappears into the inky Pacific. It’s 2007, nighttime, 500 miles west of San Diego. He swims, ... More Comments (9)

They Think They’re in Love

They Think They’re in Love

According to a survey of 4600 teenagers (aged 12–17) conducted recently by Mediamark Research Inc., 89 percent of teens say they have been in dating ... More Comment (1)

Stay Awake for the Ten O'Clock Show

Stay Awake for the Ten O'Clock Show

“Theater matters because it’s the only place where one can find hope. Films are manufactured for us, but in the theater, the actors and the ... More Comment (1)

Suicide Tourism

Suicide Tourism

Tijuana has long attracted people seeking medicine and medical procedures unavailable or unaffordable in their home countries. They've been joined recently by people seeking the ... More Comments (2)

Large Loud Parties Coming Soon to Your Neighborhood

Large Loud Parties Coming Soon to Your Neighborhood

Zonna Pennell lives in the 3400 block of Keats Street in Point Loma, midway up the hill above Nimitz on a short segment of the ... More Comments (5)

Greetings from Tijuana

Greetings from Tijuana

The End of the World A mile east of the Tijuana International Airport is an area police call El Fin del Mundo, the End of ... More Comments (42)

What's Wrong with Balboa Park?

What's Wrong with Balboa Park?

If the Pacific Ocean is San Diego’s swimming pool, Balboa Park is our backyard. When we want to get out of the house, Balboa Park ... More Post a comment

Way Too Many People Live Out Here

Way Too Many People Live Out Here

A lawsuit was filed in March of this year by five environmental groups — including the Center for Biological Diversity and the Sierra Club — ... More Comments (9)

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