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Vitamin B Shots

Vitamin B Shots

“Drop your drawers, Patrick,” I called to my husband as I arrived home from grocery shopping. “It says here on this flyer that Dr. Kelly Austin is offering vitamin B12 shots at the La Mesa Henry’s. ...

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Port Tasting

Port Tasting

Patrick has ceased sipping port after dinner. Times are tight. So wifey is on a mission to find some tasty bottles that can be purchased for around a Hamilton. Last week, Pat sat down with college ...

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Cold and Flu

Cold and Flu

After spending much of the winter sick in bed, it’s time for the Kelly family to take some proactive measures to stay well. Eve can’t take any more time off. The housework piles up, the kids ...

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Personalized Plates

Personalized Plates

We’ve been driving beaters almost since we got married. Our last “new” car was eight years old when we bought it. Every now and then ... More Comments (4)

Making Chili

Making Chili

“Chili with merlot?” grinned my husband Patrick. “There may be something to this wine-and-food-pairing thing after all.” I had to drag him to the winemaker ... More Post a comment

Flood Repair

Flood Repair

Water roared down our street, pooled up around the clogged street drain, and began to overflow into our neighbor’s front yard. By the time Patrick ... More Comments (2)

Window Tinting

Window Tinting

The family Suburban turns 16 this year and with a little help from my kids, the tinting on the rear windows looks even older. I’m ... More Comments (2)

Green Tea

Green Tea

“The Chinese proverb says, ‘Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one,’” proclaimed friend Bernice as she poured a cup ... More Post a comment

Almonds

Almonds

New Year. No more chips. Almonds! Hubby Patrick, friend Lissa, and I sat down for a tasting, beginning with the kind most likely to be ... More Comments (2)

New Year's Resolutions

New Year's Resolutions

“I’m not looking back — I’m looking forward,” Nancy proclaimed. “I try not to think of the resolutions that I have broken. My main problem ... More Comment (1)

Christmas Assistance

Christmas Assistance

“What if we skipped Christmas cards this year?” I asked my husband Patrick. “What if we just told the kids Santa had swine flu this ... More Post a comment

Chicken Nuggets

Chicken Nuggets

“The breading is the swaddling clothes, the chicken is the Christ child, the steam piping off the nuggets is the breath of the animals gathered ... More Post a comment

Rain-Gutter Maintenance

Rain-Gutter Maintenance

It’s a winter tradition: husband on the roof in the rain, pulling leaves out of the gutters and trying not to fall to his death. ... More Post a comment

Gifts for Teachers

Gifts for Teachers

“According to Plato, ‘The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life,’” observed my pal Bernice. “So, you need to reward ... More Comment (1)

Junk Removal

Junk Removal

“This isn’t a garage,” complained my husband Patrick. “This is a landfill. Let’s get rid of this junk.” Fred Siegel of San Diego Junk Removal ... More Comments (2)

Monogram Embroidery

Monogram Embroidery

“The old guard is passing away,” sighed Aunt Azelda. “Nobody wants monogrammed shirts anymore. Except my brother Wilfred, bless his heart. Help me out, won’t ... More Post a comment

Graham Crackers

Graham Crackers

Our camping trip was near perfection. Long hikes in the backcountry, bird-watching, warm days followed by cool nights gathered around the campfire singing songs… The ... More Post a comment

Marshmallows

Marshmallows

The family is off to another camping excursion this weekend, and the kids’ only concern is that marshmallows are packed. They’re really all you need ... More Comment (1)

Paintless Dent Repair

Paintless Dent Repair

Crunch. Uh-oh. Patrick backed into my best friend’s car. I rang up Eddie Martin, owner and master technician at the Dent Devils (619-726-6767, thedentdevils.com), a ... More Comment (1)

Crock-Pot Cooking

Crock-Pot Cooking

“You are Crocktastic!” “Well, they don’t call me Crockalicious for nothing.” This back-and-forth at our family reunion happened between hubby Pat and sis Meg, aka ... More Comment (1)

Image Consultants

Image Consultants

Remember when I helped my nephew Freddy find a résumé service? Now, he’s getting called for interviews but still not landing the job. “Help me, ... More Post a comment

Mammograms

Mammograms

I’m 38 years old now, and my mother has been after me to get a mammogram for three years. So, me being me, I started ... More Comments (2)

Fishing Equipment

Fishing Equipment

The Kelly children are hooked on fishing. All it took was a morning with Dad at the Crystal Pier Kids’ Classic Fishing Derby. They returned ... More Post a comment

Résumés

Résumés

"Is there a Résumés for Dummies?” asked my nephew Freddy. “I’ve been looking for a job for two months with only one callback.” I didn’t ... More Post a comment

Winter Garden

Winter Garden

Abundance flowed from the Kelly garden boxes this summer. When the first produce was ready to be picked, I licked my lips as I planned ... More Post a comment

Bowling

Bowling

"Of course everyone wants to visit us,” I quipped to my husband Patrick. “We live in America’s Finest City.” “Fine,” he retorted. “But all at ... More Post a comment

GoCar, Pedicab, and Segway Tours

GoCar, Pedicab, and Segway Tours

‘We just want to toodle around and see the sights,” said Aunt Nancy on the phone before her visit. “And we don’t want to put ... More Post a comment

Camping Supplies

Camping Supplies

As the night dragged on, the four-year-old wailed with growing pains. The pregnant mama made her third trip to the bathroom across the campsite. Exhausted ... More Post a comment

Baklava

Baklava

My friend Mike is turning 40 this month, and he has been making rumblings about baklava instead of birthday cake. “We used to have it ... More Comments (7)

Bargain Golf

Bargain Golf

Patrick hasn’t been playing golf lately. Three years ago, he played a game about every two weeks. That became a weekday-morning nine-hole at Mission Trails ... More Post a comment

Oral Healthcare

Oral Healthcare

“Bloody hell!” exclaimed Patrick in mock horror as he gazed into the sink at my pink post-brush spittle. “Oh, my gums always bleed when I ... More Comments (2)

A Summer Unstuck

A Summer Unstuck

“My kids are like druggies,” lamented my friend Nancy. “If you give them sugar or TV, they don’t want to stop.” I sympathized. “I know ... More Post a comment

Odor Concealment

Odor Concealment

“With all of my boys,” said my sis Meg, surfacing from her boys’ messy bedroom, “I really should be refreshing our home more often. Between ... More Post a comment

Baby Carriers

Baby Carriers

"The problem with the Baby Bjorn is it’s a two-man job,” complained my brother Mike. A new dad, he was having trouble finding a comfortable ... More Comments (2)

Locksmith

Locksmith

‘Remember when all you needed was a coat hanger you could slide over the window?” asked Patrick as he stared into our locked car at ... More Post a comment

Frozen Pizza

Frozen Pizza

‘What’s the matter with you kids? It’s frozen pizza!” I couldn’t believe it — my own children picking at the cheese on top and regarding ... More Comments (2)

Window Screens

Window Screens

This time of year, hordes of flies visit our 1930s-built home. One would think we were in farm country the way the flying pests invade. ... More Comment (1)

Lead-Paint Removal

Lead-Paint Removal

“How’s life in the new house?” I asked my friend Suzy, who recently bought a North Park bungalow. “New?” she answered. “More like old. I’m ... More Post a comment

Jewelry Engraving

Jewelry Engraving

I will not be surprised by 2009’s Mother’s Day. The 2008 observance caught me off guard. I found myself in a crowded mall the day ... More Post a comment

Soundproofing

Soundproofing

“They told me the freeway would sound like the ocean,” griped Patrick’s friend Jon just after buying his first house. “It doesn’t. It sounds like ... More Post a comment

Easter Gifts

Easter Gifts

Hubby Patrick despises Easter grass. “It’s like the plague!” he complained over our nightcap. “It gets everywhere and clogs up the vacuum. Who created this ... More Comment (1)

Tissues

Tissues

Instead of a handkerchief or tissues, Dad’s pockets always contained a paper towel. Usually used. And if he noticed any of us kids sniffling during ... More Post a comment

Computer Training

Computer Training

“Eve, maybe you can help me,” pleaded my Aunt Azelda, slowly shaking her snowy mane. “They finally put in a computer station here at the ... More Post a comment

Walls for Climbers, Bulls for Riders

Walls for Climbers, Bulls for Riders

‘I hate being the go-to guy at school,” griped my husband Patrick. It seems he missed a meeting and got himself “volunteered” by some of ... More Post a comment

Piano Movers

Piano Movers

"We can move any type of piano except concert grands, the largest-sized pianos,” explained Ron Castiglione, owner and technician at Pitch Perfect Piano in Encinitas ... More Comment (1)

Wedding Transportation

Wedding Transportation

My efforts to help my stressed friend Barbara prep for her upcoming nuptials continue. Her plea: “I want to arrive in style!” “We have a ... More Post a comment

Photo Restoration

Photo Restoration

My husband Patrick’s grandparents’ wedding photo, taken in 1917, sat on the bookshelf with water damage. The damage got me thinking about photo restoration. Only ... More Comment (1)

Wedding Day Fitness

Wedding Day Fitness

‘Fat girls need love too!” crooned Barbara as she sashayed into my kitchen, waving the ring on her left finger. “Oh, hush — you’re not ... More Post a comment

Worms

Worms

Hubby Patrick is revving up for a banner garden year. His cover crop is in, and now he’s got a hankering for worms. “They say ... More Post a comment

Waterproof Cast Covers

Waterproof Cast Covers

Hooray! We’re going to Palm Springs for a weekend at a friend’s place! Boo! My 11-year-old broke his elbow during his first-ever game of pads-free ... More Post a comment

Sewing Machinery

Sewing Machinery

Stitches have played a big part in my life — sewing stitches, that is. In college, there was a wrap cocktail dress I whipped up ... More Post a comment

Cover Crops

Cover Crops

“I could break a Mack truck’s windshield with some of these grocery-store tomatoes,” griped my gardener friend Shawn. “I hate buying produce at the grocery ... More Post a comment

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