Brandon Hernández 1 p.m., March 28
Congratulations on graduation — now get a job.
“My parents wanted me to travel to Europe after my college graduation, expand my horizons.”
“Anyone who does happen to lose their lunch while sailing will get it back with a gift certificate to a restaurant just down the street.”
Spooked by the water bill? Here’re solutions.
I have no idea how I ended up with a $600 water bill, but it spooked me to the point where I was hesitant to put in a garden this year. Then I saw my ...
“You’ve got to help me,” my brother William said sotto voce while glancing at his wife Beth across the room. “Mother’s Day is coming, and I’ve got nothing.” Little brother looked terrified. He’s a lousy ...
“Each piercing needs to be its own special moment in your life.”
Are your piercings medical-implant grade?
Skin care for mummy.
“It depends on where the itch is and the age of the person.”
Way beyond animal rights.
“We have seven office dogs that eat the treats and play with toys all day.”
Shaun White has nothing on Morph Man.
The invitations went out through Facebook. They included a photo of my man in a morphsuit: full-body stretchy spandex, red and white stripes over the face, stars down the right arm, the American flag. This ...
The Bootylicious shoot is popular.
“Curves are in, and I am going to work on making those curves look delicious.”
“The park offers a bird’s-eye view of downtown skyscrapers, planes lifting off from the airport, Mission Bay, the ocean...”
“It’s a bit of a mountain getaway feeling if you ignore the freeway noise.”
Walks around town, walks in the mountains, walks next to the freeway that make it easy to pretend you’ve gotten away from it all (if you ignore the sound of traffic).