The absent-minded professor is sure he left the cure to Alzheimer's somewhere in this building.
  • The absent-minded professor is sure he left the cure to Alzheimer's somewhere in this building.
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"I'm sure I had them when I came to work this morning," said Professor X (who declined to be identified). "But now I can't remember where I went after I got my coffee. Oh, man. This is terrible. If I can't find those notes, it will be the biggest setback in Alzheimer's research since Congress forgot to give us more than one-tenth of what they give to those jokers over in Cancer."

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shirleyberan Jan. 4, 2015 @ 6:40 p.m.

What he forgot is that it was a fish story.

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