The word of the day is “tragesty.” Pretty much because I can’t speak even basic English, a tragesty is something that is not only a tragedy, but a travesty as well. Such as when your favorite team loses, or when Cold Stone runs out of Cake Batter ice cream or you get stuck in traffic and don’t get home in time to watch re-runs of Beverly Hills 90210. You know, personal tragedies that really aren’t that bad. You can do it with other words, like “cofa,” which is a couch and a sofa.
Daniel Palacio | Age: 33 | Occupation: Gadabout | Lives: University Heights