San Diego Reader

My slang word is “cinemuck,” which is the stuff on the ground of the movie theaters. All the popcorn and sodas and gross candy and stuff that sticks to your feet. Cinemuck is the word “cinema” and “muck” combined. You don’t know it’s there until you’ve stepped in it or put your arm in it. Maybe people that work in movie theaters should clean a little better because it’s so nasty to get someone else’s garbage on you. I’ve even slipped in spilled beer, which was awful.

Keith Johnston | Age: 48 | Occupation: Fitness Instructor | Lives: South Park