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Have you ever been someplace you had no business being?

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Have you ever been someplace you had no business being?

I spent the night in a frat house. It was at San Diego State. I don’t know how it is now, but this was back when women weren’t allowed to stay overnight. I didn’t get caught. Well, not by school officials or anything. A few of the other guys did see me, though. It was only that one time that I can remember.

Cathy Baron

Navy

Pacific Beach

Yes. I have been to a gay club. I didn’t know what it was when I walked in. I think I realized right away and left within five seconds. There’s also this beach in Bellagio. Not the Las Vegas one, the real one. George Clooney bought the house there, and now, nobody is allowed on it. We’ll walk on the beach and security starts yelling at us, and we just tell them we’re leaving.

Stefano Fontana

Student

La Jolla

In Washington, D.C. It was the Fourth of July, and it was a little persons’ convention at a fancy hotel. I had no business being there, since I’m 5’8”. I convinced them I had a rare disorder of dwarfism and gigantism and because of that, I’m rejected from both sides.

Christina Wallace

Mason

Carlsbad

I snuck into the movies once. I was with my sister, and she actually dragged me in there. We had just gotten out of one show, and another one was starting. It was so many years ago that I don’t remember the movie now. And I’ll only admit this because she talked me into doing it.

Erica Sievert

Student

El Cajon

I was in Thailand getting a massage. Nothing kinky. I was with my wife. I didn’t know it was some thing for the blind. It was odd. They were yelling at children during the massage. I wasn’t sure what a traditional Thailand massage should even be, but it was extremely awkward. It was super cheap. Everything there is. We had a bungalow on the beach for $10 a night. But, during the massage, I just wanted to get out of there. I left after 30 minutes.

Martin Wierschin

Software Engineer

Mira Mesa

Comments

  1. what if i was a dwarf or midget elf, leprechaun or oompa loompa from http://shortdwarf.com? do you think i could sneak into http://www.tall.org or http://www.tciconvention.com? would that be height discrimination if i wasn't let in?

    By 1866Umidgetcom 3:06 p.m., May 8, 2008 > Report it

  2. somebody else's funeral that i didn't know. purely curiosity. the makeup job on that poor soul was grotesque. it was so sad.

    By magicsfive 3:58 p.m., Feb 23, 2009 > Report it

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