You know when you eat a bag of Chee-tos and you get that orange sludge on your fingers? You have to scrape it off your teeth and it’s really disgusting? That is called “cheedle.” It’s the worst part of eating Chee-tos because if it gets on your clothes, they are stained. Another unfortunate part of eating chips are what I call “charps.” It’s those charred, weird chips in the bottom of the bag that no one wants to eat. They look like misshapen green mutants.
Lisa Passarino | Age: 27 | Occupation: Waitress | Lives: Normal Heights