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When Alicia Keys appears at the Sports Arena on Wednesday, May 7, promoters are advised that “Alicia only eats fish and vegetables, no chicken, no beef, and no pork.” Her dressing room requires a hummus and pita platter, a veggie platter (“carrots, celery, cucumber, broccoli”), a fruit platter (“strawberries, seedless red grapes, bananas, mango, blueberries, cantaloupe, raspberries”), and a bowl of mixed nuts (“unsalted”).

She also wants a jar of mayonnaise, a loaf of bread (“multi-grain or whole wheat”), three cans of tuna (“chunk white”), ten Nutri-Grain bars (“blueberry, cherry, apple, strawberry”), and six packets of Quaker Oats instant oatmeal (“brown sugar and apple”). (from thesmokinggun.com)

— Jay Allen Sanford

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Josh Board May 1, 2008 @ 1:50 a.m.

Well, with that recent comment on Alicia Keys, saying the government helped create gangsta rap, to kill off all the African-Americans, I was expecting a few other things backstage. I mean, she wears an AK-47 around her neck. Why not a few glocks and things like that?


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