Wednesday, September 13 Rock Star: Supernova
CBS 8:00 p.m. The uneven bob with a blond stripe slightly off-center is this generation's Afro, mullet, or beehive. Twenty years from now we'll look at pictures of this atrocity and laugh our faces red at the ridiculousness a haircut can confer upon a person. Why wait? This show is the World Series of that Idiot's Wig and we can point and insult now. Ah, sweet instant satisfaction.
Thursday, September 14 Survivor: Cook Islands
CBS 8:00 p.m. So, the big story is that this season the tribes are divided along race lines. A white tribe, a black tribe, a Hispanic tribe, and an Asian tribe. As long as motorcycling, extreme sports, and serial killing are the final three contests, my "tribe" is sure to win. The math, basketball, and soccer challenges don't look good for the home team, however.