Who are you? I find no Matthew Alice in the staff listing. A nom de plume? An alias? Are we more than one person-- "Matthew" and "Alice"? I am plagued with doubt and can accept no more counsel from you unless I am made to be hip. And don't tell me it's none of my business. Remember, we know who Ann Landers really is. We don't care, but we know.
-- Concerned San Diegan
And about Matthew Alice I guess we'll just have to say that we don't know, but we care. Thanks.