Would you do a favor for all us bike riders and make a list of the steepest streets in San Diego?
-- A. Rider, San Diego
Dear Matthew Alice:
What are the steepest street sections in San Diego? Suggested nominations are on West Laurel Street, downtown, and Loring Street in Pacific Beach. What is the steepest the codes allow for public streets?
-- Mary Krimmel, the net
This question was good for one of our better office pools. Everybody had an opinion. We were all in agreement, though, that Mary really has to get out more. The stretch of Laurel between State and Union is up there on the steep-o-meter, but there are locations that can beat it. To be honest, my money was on B Street in Golden Hill, between 20th and 21st. Turns out that's the same as Laurel-- a 22.5% grade. A lot of the elves lost their allowance betting on Ash Street, between Sixth and Seventh, downtown. It's only 22.2%.
So maybe the elves have to get out more too. According to city calculations, the best streets on which to commit suicide on a skateboard are in Point Loma and Mission Hills. Number one is Poe Street at Evergreen, on the east slope of Point Loma, at 28.6%. Neighboring Oliphant Street is number two at 26.6%. Torrance west of Keating, in the Uptown/Mission Hills area, is number three at 26%. Just west of there, Bandini between San Diego and California is 24.9%. The city's list doesn't have anything to say about the likes of Texas, Hill, Talbot, Guy-- a few of the others that got a vote from the elves.
Of course, there's always one wise guy in the pool. Pa Alice kicked in a fin and just said "Dictionary Hill." We couldn't get him to be more specific, streetwise. He just insisted that somewhere on that legendary knob in Spring Valley we'd find our steepest street. Well, the place is known for its gravity-defying layout, so we grabbed our calculators and took a field trip to the county cartography department. Now we're sorry we did. Pa Alice is demanding his money; Ma Alice, our referee, says he loses on a technicality; and Grandma Alice, who was holding the pot, keeps bugging us to drive her to Fashion Valley to spend her windfall on new aprons and oven mitts.
Dictionary Hill is a neighborhood that lies roughly in the northeast quadrant of the intersection formed by Jamacha Road/Apple Street and Grand Avenue. The cause of all our problems is a little driveway that would connect Maria Avenue from the north to Chestnut Street, if Maria didn't dead-end at the cliff edge. There are several houses along this driveway, but it's not officially part of Maria Avenue on any map. Over the horizontal distance of 200 feet, this roadlet rises 65 feet. That's a grade of 32% (grade = rise/run). Pa Alice is pulling a Clinton, saying something like, it depends on what you mean by "street." We're not buying any of it. The steepest official thoroughfare in the neighborhood appears to be Maria's neighbor Ramona Avenue, north of Chestnut, which includes a grade of 28.3%. This is 3/10ths of a percent less than Poe Street, which Ma Alice has declared the winner. But nobody bet on Poe Street, which is why Grandma Alice has her mind set on those aprons.
Since I have nothing more to lose after my bet on B Street, I'd be glad to entertain some other guesses about steep streets anywhere in the county. You submit the name (and the block, if applicable) and we'll check it out. If you can beat Poe Street, I can't promise you the kitty, but you will be made a life member of Team Matthew Alice. One suggestion. Don't bother looking in new developments. According to the road-builder bible, Street Design Policies and Guidelines, depending on the category of street you plan to build, the maximum grade for any stretch is 15% (for low-volume urban residential or rural local traffic). If you're building your own freeway, you can knock that back to 6%.
Big Fun on Illion Street
I lived at the bottom of [the hill] at the corner of Illion and Knoxville and Gardena streets for 20 years, and believe me, we had quite a few that were ILL'en over...why they didn't pay attention to the downhill grade. [They] would end up hitting the curb and go straight into our fence, or our car, or the neighbors' cars. Or the young man who thought he could go down it on his bike, got "speed wobbles," hit my mom's car, and went flying over the fence and SPLATTERING into the side of our house! I tell ya that was a FUN hill to grow up on. And YES, I too have a scar on my forehead from thinking I could skateboard down it.
-- Cal-e-forny, the net
Dear Matthew Alice:
Steep hills? Upas Street between Park and Florida.
-- Jim, faxland
Dig this. "First Gear Hill." Traveling along Florida, head west on Upas Street just north of the four-way stop.
-- S Man, Somewhere in Transit
How about Del Cerro Boulevard between Cavite Court and Edinburgh Court?
-- Jon, Escondido
Did you check out Camino Rico in Del Cerro?
-- Tom, the Net
I think you should check out the intersection of Mill Peak and Adobe Falls Roads in Del Cerro.
-- Susan Skala, Del Cerro
I submit the transmission-wrenching block of Illion Street north of Gardena Avenue, Bay Park.
-- Dan Blair, Mission Heights
I used to ride up Illion Street in Bay Park. My bike almost fell over backwards.
-- Scott, P.B.
Try Chesterfield Drive in Cardiff.
-- Vance Sharp, Leucadia
These represent only the tip of the "steep streets" iceberg. If you submitted a candidate and don't see it here, assume the gradient was somewhere in the vicinity of 10%, a minor blip on our screen at this point. We'll take them in ascending order. (For comparison purposes, the familiar drop-off on Laurel Street, between State and Union, is 22.5%.)