Scott Marks 3:01 p.m., Dec. 12
Free Birds in 3D
Two turkeys (Owen Wilson, Woody Harrelson) go back in time to try to keep turkeys from becoming a traditional Thanksgiving dish. Go ahead, take your kids. Then, on Thanksgiving, explain to them that Free Birds was a bit of doomed wishing, kind of like the fake-out ending in Brazil. Then ask, “Who wants a drumstick?” Good times.