5 p.m., Feb. 26
Scott Speedman is an aimless slacker from wealthy family. Evan Rachel Wood is a sheltered but free-spirited manic pixie dream girl. He needs a date for a high-class wedding. They go to an amusement park. I'm hoping that the twist is that the girl is actually the ghost of his dead sister, and the whole thing suddenly turns into a terrifying Southern Gothic story of incest, murder, and betrayal. But I'm not hoping too hard. 2014.