Jeff Smith 2:30 p.m., March 4
Turista Libre Tijuana Waterpark
Waterslides that should probably require helmets but everyone rides face first anyway. Beers rimmed with chile and chamoy. Tambora bands, corn on the cob on the grill, Tecate eagle fake tattoos, a Tarzan rope. Tickets include border transport, park admission, artillery for the en-route water gun fight, plus complimentary Tecates and Jell-O shots aboard Turista Libre's fun bus. Meet at the San Ysidro trolley stop.
- Age limit: 18+
- When: Saturday, September 21, 2013, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m.
- Cost: $30