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Pina, W./E., and Safe House Reviews
duhb, i am, at the same time, humbled and inspired by the eloquence and adroitness of your reply! proof positive that the agony (both physical and financial)of said bypass was a sacrifice not undertaken in vain! i cannot accept your apology, however.(though i do gratefully acknowledge and accept its intent) my reason for NOT accepting it is twofold: a)it was pretty funny. and b)as a "newbie" i should expect and certainly be willing to appreciate a bit of good natured ribbing from wily veterans such as yourself. i hope the analysis of those ashes was not too much of a bother and i am now indebted to you for your kindness. in all candor though, i must confess that the blame for the lack of "caps," falls squarely at the feet of the keyboard's operator. in my defense i can only offer that it is my way of rebelling against "the man/woman."(equality)and all his/her "then/than," "its/it's," "your/you're rules" that shackle and repress those of us that didn't pay attention in composition class because karen dunlap sat right in front of us and she was the cutest girl in school and smelled like strawberries and petiole oil and who can focus on grammar when every fiber of your recently pubescent body wonders what it would be like to... uh, sorry... what was i talking about? "tonguein' sheik" haha! well played! i bow to you, sir!— February 20, 2012 9:10 a.m.
Pina, W./E., and Safe House Reviews
lol, sure thing surf! gotta love ray bolger, and i figured the scarecrow ("if i only had a brain")was a good choice of avatar to go with my arrogant profile moniker (which is meant to be tongue-in-cheek). always enjoy reading your clever and insightful comments in the reader!— February 19, 2012 8:28 p.m.
Pina, W./E., and Safe House Reviews
thank you, duh, for your primer on how NOT to use idioms, your stern and fatherly lecture("i reprimand because i care")and your suggestion. i'm only guessing here but i think that odor you detect may be synapse misfires. unlike the rest of your "knee jerk" response, your(one and only) valid point about submitting my own reviews seems genuine enough, but i'm afraid it would cut too deeply into my "download internet porn" time to warrant much of a commitment on a purely volunteer basis.— February 19, 2012 4:01 p.m.
Pina, W./E., and Safe House Reviews
dear reader, i would like to apply for a position as a movie critic. like your current critic, i have no real credentials for the position. this seems to be the only qualification for the job. however, unlike your current critic, i will actually go and see the movies i critique, rather than regurgitating the reviews of other critics i googled - unless it is a foreign or art film, in which case i will defer to your current critic to praise and lift on high, regardless of how unviewable it is, as he seems needful of constantly proving how superior his knowledge and acumen is compared to we mere mortals. instead, i will give an accounting of films based on what 99% of us go to a movie for: to be entertained! in lieu of hiring me you might consider including the following guide as part of your review section: our critic gave it a black dot = you will probably like it. our critic gave it 3 or 4 stars = you will probably hate it. our critic gave it 1 or 2 stars = he probably never saw it and is relying on other reviews he read online.— February 19, 2012 10:16 a.m.
Hikers stumble upon marijuana plantation in Cuyamaca State Park
wearing desert camo in a jungle environment pretty much says it all about the intellect of these guys. the article just confirms it! i liked dressing up and playing "army" too! WHEN I WAS SIX! then i grew UP! still... i suppose it's a comforting substitute to go outside and "play" with your bullhorns, radios and guns when your OTHER "equipment" doesn't work so well any more! aw! poor mrs. shark, bull and goat!— February 19, 2012 7:46 a.m.